my hear does a little “!” when I see you
Today I don’t feel like doing anything.
I would do you.
You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again
Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I found a new gym. It’s called My Bed and it’s free to join.
I’ve had a crush on you for 2 hours
Me: Hey, PUT IT DOWN!!
Crush: What? I don’t have anything.
Me: PUT DOWN YOUR CHARM…
love is a chemical reaction and you’re my catalyst
I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single.
I hope you know CPR… Cause you take my breath away…
Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
I got a stimulus package that guaranteed to improve your economy.
What if I told you I have **whispers** “60 rolls of ultra-soft toilet paper”
I stare at YOU, when you are not looking…
I know you’re busy today
but can you add me to your to-do list
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
i’d say god bless you, but it looks like… he already did
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We’re a match on Tinder, So I think we should screw
Do you believe in love at first swipe?
he: I’m sure you have the most powerful super power
She: which one?
he: your smile melts anyone in sec
If I was your coworker, I’d sexually harass you.
I am new in town. Can I have the directions to your house please?
Hey, my name is Microsoft.
Can I crash at your place tonight?
hey, you should tie your shoelaces…
I don’t want you falling for anyone else
Hey baby, let me show you where vegans come from!
are you my ambitions?
cos i’ll never quit on you
if I had a dollar for every time I thought of you
I’d have $1, because I never stop thinking about you
Her: you hate to do the pick up line now xD
Him: Ah fuck you… Let me think of one that will blow you away
Him: Jk, it’s me, I’ll blow you away.
Her: Couldn’t have imagined a better pick up line than this.
Me without You is like
Shoes without laces..
Nerd without braces..
if a fat guy in a red dress and a white beard tries to kidnap you, don’t you worry..
Because i’ve asked you as a gift from santa
Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
Hey, we’re a match! Does this mean we’re dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.
Your face. I like that shit.
Give up chicken breast and you’ll taste mine instead.
Are you COVID-19 because if I had you near me I wouldn’t leave the house for two weeks straight
my love for you is like the stars during the day…
you might not see it easily, but it exists infinitely
Give us your best chemistry/ Science pick up lines!
if baby shark can do do
then why can’t we?
If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber
He: hey girl, wanna play hide & seek?
He: actually i can’t
She: why not?
He: cause a girl like you is really hard to find
Wanna get closer than 6 feet?
69 miles away, huh? Well that’s ironic…
Are you subtitles?
Cause I just can’t get my EYES OFF YOU…
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.
Are you looking for a naughty boy? Because I only washed my hands for 19 seconds
Hey girls are you a Hong King protester?
because the thoughts of you being taken makes me nervous
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
I don’t need Apple Maps to get completely lost in your eyes.
Wanna get closer than 6 feet?
Our love is like COVID-19. No one saw it coming and we move fast.
How many times have you pictured me naked since we matched?
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
Are you parents oysters? Cause you are pearl
“I really can’t stay” / “Baby it’s COVID-19 outside”
Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me!
How do you pronounce your last name??
doesn’t matter… i’m gonna change it anyways..
Are you Chrome? Cause you have everything I was searching for.
Call the police!! It’s illegal to be this beautiful.
If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?
God gave you everything..
except my phone number
Sorry! But you owe me a drink. Cause mine fell looking at you.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?
*spills water on lady*
I see you’re quite wet, I tend to have that effect on woment
Not a photographer… Bur I can picture us TOGETHER!
You should call me anesthetic..
cos i’ll never let anything hurt you