Pickup generator

For the picky ones...
So, what you up to?
P.S. Don't forget to <3 the ones you like

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covid-19

Are you looking for a naughty boy? Because I only washed my hands for 19 seconds

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Fire back

I stare at YOU, when you are not looking…

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Invites

God gave you everything..

except my phone number

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Vegan

Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me!

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Invites

Call the police!! It’s illegal to be this beautiful.

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Provocative

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We’re a match on Tinder, So I think we should screw

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Vegan

Hey baby, let me show you where vegans come from!

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ProvocativeVegan
Can I plow that field and plant some seeds?
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Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

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Provocative

I know you’re busy today

but can you add me to your to-do list

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Invites

I am new in town. Can I have the directions to your house please?

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covid-19

Wanna get closer than 6 feet?

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Aww...so f.. sweet

Me without You is like

Shoes without laces..

Nerd without braces..

ASENTENCEWITHOUT SPACES…

 

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Funny

Hey, we’re a match! Does this mean we’re dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.

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Compliments

Are you subtitles?

Cause I just can’t get my EYES OFF YOU…

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Provocative

Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.

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Aww...so f.. sweet

Not a photographer… Bur I can picture us TOGETHER!

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Vegan
Girl, I know you’re vegan, but my meat ain’t got no substitute.
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Compliments

love is a chemical reaction and you’re my catalyst

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Aww...so f.. sweet

How do you pronounce your last name??

doesn’t matter… i’m gonna change it anyways..

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Provocative

How many times have you pictured me naked since we matched?

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Vegan
I want to dip u in green paint and spank u like a disobedient avocado!
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covid-19

Wanna get closer than 6 feet?

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Fire back

Her: you hate to do the pick up line now xD

Him: Ah fuck you… Let me think of one that will blow you away

Him: Jk, it’s me, I’ll blow you away.

Her: Couldn’t have imagined a better pick up line than this.

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Compliments

I hope you know CPR… Cause you take my breath away…

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Provocative

If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?

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Compliments

You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again

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Invites

I found a new gym. It’s called My Bed and it’s free to join.

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Aww...so f.. sweet

my love for you is like the stars during the day…

 

you might not see it easily, but it exists infinitely

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Invites

hey, you should tie your shoelaces…

I don’t want you falling for anyone else

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Aww...so f.. sweet

You should call me anesthetic..

cos i’ll never let anything hurt you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.

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Invites

He: hey girl, wanna play hide & seek?

She: sure

He: actually i can’t

She: why not?

He: cause a girl like you is really hard to find

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covid-19

What if I told you I have **whispers** “60 rolls of ultra-soft toilet paper”

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covid-19

Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?

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Compliments

I’ve had a crush on you for 2 hours

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Aww...so f.. sweet

I don’t need Apple Maps to get completely lost in your eyes.

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Compliments

Hey girls are you a Hong King protester?

because the thoughts of you being taken makes me nervous

 

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Fire back

Suggestion Box

Give us your best chemistry/ Science pick up lines!

Answer:

Chloroform

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Provocative

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

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covid-19

I got a stimulus package that guaranteed to improve your economy.

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Provocative

Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

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Provocative

Today I don’t feel like doing anything.

Except you.

I would do you.

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Invites

Hey, my name is Microsoft.

Can I crash at your place tonight?

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Vegan

If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber

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Fire back

69 miles away, huh? Well that’s ironic…

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Aww...so f.. sweet

are you my ambitions?

cos i’ll never quit on you

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Provocative

*spills water on lady*

I see you’re quite wet, I tend to have that effect on woment

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Provocative

If I was your coworker, I’d sexually harass you.

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Aww...so f.. sweet

Are you Chrome? Cause you have everything I was searching for.

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Compliments

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

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Are you parents oysters? Cause you are pearl

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I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single.

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Compliments

i’d say god bless you, but it looks like… he already did

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Vegan

Give up chicken breast and you’ll taste mine instead.

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Fire back

Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?

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Compliments

Your face. I like that shit.

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Aww...so f.. sweet

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

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Invites

Sorry! But you owe me a drink. Cause mine fell looking at you.

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Fire back

Me: Hey, PUT IT DOWN!!

Crush: What? I don’t have anything.

Me: PUT DOWN YOUR CHARM…

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Invites

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

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Compliments

if a fat guy in a red dress and a white beard tries to kidnap you, don’t you worry..

Because i’ve asked you as a gift from santa

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Compliments

he: I’m sure you have the most powerful super power

She: which one?

he: your smile melts anyone in sec

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Invites

Do you believe in love at first swipe?

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Funny

Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

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Provocative

if baby shark can do do

then why can’t we?

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covid-19

Are you COVID-19 because if I had you near me I wouldn’t leave the house for two weeks straight

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Invites

my hear does a little “!” when I see you

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Provocative

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

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covid-19

“I really can’t stay” / “Baby it’s COVID-19 outside”

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Aww...so f.. sweet

if I had a dollar for every time I thought of you

I’d have $1, because I never stop thinking about you

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Invites

Our love is like COVID-19. No one saw it coming and we move fast.

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