If I was your coworker, I’d sexually harass you.
Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me!
Call the police!! It’s illegal to be this beautiful.
if a fat guy in a red dress and a white beard tries to kidnap you, don’t you worry..
Because i’ve asked you as a gift from santa
Not a photographer… Bur I can picture us TOGETHER!
Today I don’t feel like doing anything.
I would do you.
I’ve had a crush on you for 2 hours
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.
Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
Hey baby, let me show you where vegans come from!
If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?
*spills water on lady*
I see you’re quite wet, I tend to have that effect on woment
Your face. I like that shit.
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We’re a match on Tinder, So I think we should screw
if I had a dollar for every time I thought of you
I’d have $1, because I never stop thinking about you
if baby shark can do do
then why can’t we?
Me: Hey, PUT IT DOWN!!
Crush: What? I don’t have anything.
Me: PUT DOWN YOUR CHARM…
love is a chemical reaction and you’re my catalyst
Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
69 miles away, huh? Well that’s ironic…
Hey girls are you a Hong King protester?
because the thoughts of you being taken makes me nervous
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again
Are you subtitles?
Cause I just can’t get my EYES OFF YOU…
i’d say god bless you, but it looks like… he already did
Hey, we’re a match! Does this mean we’re dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.
my hear does a little “!” when I see you
Do you believe in love at first swipe?
Sorry! But you owe me a drink. Cause mine fell looking at you.
I got a stimulus package that guaranteed to improve your economy.
Give up chicken breast and you’ll taste mine instead.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Her: you hate to do the pick up line now xD
Him: Ah fuck you… Let me think of one that will blow you away
Him: Jk, it’s me, I’ll blow you away.
Her: Couldn’t have imagined a better pick up line than this.
“I really can’t stay” / “Baby it’s COVID-19 outside”
are you my ambitions?
cos i’ll never quit on you
I don’t need Apple Maps to get completely lost in your eyes.
my love for you is like the stars during the day…
you might not see it easily, but it exists infinitely
I am new in town. Can I have the directions to your house please?
hey, you should tie your shoelaces…
I don’t want you falling for anyone else
If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber
Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
Wanna get closer than 6 feet?
He: hey girl, wanna play hide & seek?
He: actually i can’t
She: why not?
He: cause a girl like you is really hard to find
Are you COVID-19 because if I had you near me I wouldn’t leave the house for two weeks straight
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
I stare at YOU, when you are not looking…
Our love is like COVID-19. No one saw it coming and we move fast.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Are you looking for a naughty boy? Because I only washed my hands for 19 seconds
God gave you everything..
except my phone number
I found a new gym. It’s called My Bed and it’s free to join.
Hey, my name is Microsoft.
Can I crash at your place tonight?
Are you Chrome? Cause you have everything I was searching for.
I know you’re busy today
but can you add me to your to-do list
Me without You is like
Shoes without laces..
Nerd without braces..
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Are you parents oysters? Cause you are pearl
You should call me anesthetic..
cos i’ll never let anything hurt you
I hope you know CPR… Cause you take my breath away…
What if I told you I have **whispers** “60 rolls of ultra-soft toilet paper”
Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
How do you pronounce your last name??
doesn’t matter… i’m gonna change it anyways..
Give us your best chemistry/ Science pick up lines!
Wanna get closer than 6 feet?
Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?
I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single.
How many times have you pictured me naked since we matched?
he: I’m sure you have the most powerful super power
She: which one?
he: your smile melts anyone in sec