Are you looking for a naughty boy? Because I only washed my hands for 19 seconds
I stare at YOU, when you are not looking…
God gave you everything..
except my phone number
Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me!
Call the police!! It’s illegal to be this beautiful.
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We’re a match on Tinder, So I think we should screw
Hey baby, let me show you where vegans come from!
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
I know you’re busy today
but can you add me to your to-do list
I am new in town. Can I have the directions to your house please?
Wanna get closer than 6 feet?
Me without You is like
Shoes without laces..
Nerd without braces..
Hey, we’re a match! Does this mean we’re dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.
Are you subtitles?
Cause I just can’t get my EYES OFF YOU…
Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
Not a photographer… Bur I can picture us TOGETHER!
love is a chemical reaction and you’re my catalyst
How do you pronounce your last name??
doesn’t matter… i’m gonna change it anyways..
How many times have you pictured me naked since we matched?
Wanna get closer than 6 feet?
Her: you hate to do the pick up line now xD
Him: Ah fuck you… Let me think of one that will blow you away
Him: Jk, it’s me, I’ll blow you away.
Her: Couldn’t have imagined a better pick up line than this.
I hope you know CPR… Cause you take my breath away…
If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?
You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again
I found a new gym. It’s called My Bed and it’s free to join.
my love for you is like the stars during the day…
you might not see it easily, but it exists infinitely
hey, you should tie your shoelaces…
I don’t want you falling for anyone else
You should call me anesthetic..
cos i’ll never let anything hurt you
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.
He: hey girl, wanna play hide & seek?
He: actually i can’t
She: why not?
He: cause a girl like you is really hard to find
What if I told you I have **whispers** “60 rolls of ultra-soft toilet paper”
Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?
I’ve had a crush on you for 2 hours
I don’t need Apple Maps to get completely lost in your eyes.
Hey girls are you a Hong King protester?
because the thoughts of you being taken makes me nervous
Give us your best chemistry/ Science pick up lines!
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I got a stimulus package that guaranteed to improve your economy.
Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
Today I don’t feel like doing anything.
I would do you.
Hey, my name is Microsoft.
Can I crash at your place tonight?
If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber
69 miles away, huh? Well that’s ironic…
are you my ambitions?
cos i’ll never quit on you
*spills water on lady*
I see you’re quite wet, I tend to have that effect on woment
If I was your coworker, I’d sexually harass you.
Are you Chrome? Cause you have everything I was searching for.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Are you parents oysters? Cause you are pearl
I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single.
i’d say god bless you, but it looks like… he already did
Give up chicken breast and you’ll taste mine instead.
Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
Your face. I like that shit.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
Sorry! But you owe me a drink. Cause mine fell looking at you.
Me: Hey, PUT IT DOWN!!
Crush: What? I don’t have anything.
Me: PUT DOWN YOUR CHARM…
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
if a fat guy in a red dress and a white beard tries to kidnap you, don’t you worry..
Because i’ve asked you as a gift from santa
he: I’m sure you have the most powerful super power
She: which one?
he: your smile melts anyone in sec
Do you believe in love at first swipe?
Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
if baby shark can do do
then why can’t we?
Are you COVID-19 because if I had you near me I wouldn’t leave the house for two weeks straight
my hear does a little “!” when I see you
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
“I really can’t stay” / “Baby it’s COVID-19 outside”
if I had a dollar for every time I thought of you
I’d have $1, because I never stop thinking about you
Our love is like COVID-19. No one saw it coming and we move fast.