Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
i’d say god bless you, but it looks like… he already did
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
if a fat guy in a red dress and a white beard tries to kidnap you, don’t you worry..
Because i’ve asked you as a gift from santa
How many times have you pictured me naked since we matched?
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We’re a match on Tinder, So I think we should screw
my love for you is like the stars during the day…
you might not see it easily, but it exists infinitely
are you my ambitions?
cos i’ll never quit on you
I know you’re busy today
but can you add me to your to-do list
I found a new gym. It’s called My Bed and it’s free to join.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
“I really can’t stay” / “Baby it’s COVID-19 outside”
Are you subtitles?
Cause I just can’t get my EYES OFF YOU…
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.
Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?
Are you parents oysters? Cause you are pearl
Not a photographer… Bur I can picture us TOGETHER!
my hear does a little “!” when I see you
Hey, we’re a match! Does this mean we’re dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.
if baby shark can do do
then why can’t we?
Wanna get closer than 6 feet?
Her: you hate to do the pick up line now xD
Him: Ah fuck you… Let me think of one that will blow you away
Him: Jk, it’s me, I’ll blow you away.
Her: Couldn’t have imagined a better pick up line than this.
Sorry! But you owe me a drink. Cause mine fell looking at you.
How do you pronounce your last name??
doesn’t matter… i’m gonna change it anyways..
I don’t need Apple Maps to get completely lost in your eyes.
If I was your coworker, I’d sexually harass you.
I’ve had a crush on you for 2 hours
I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single.
You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again
He: hey girl, wanna play hide & seek?
He: actually i can’t
She: why not?
He: cause a girl like you is really hard to find
If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
I am new in town. Can I have the directions to your house please?
Do you believe in love at first swipe?
if I had a dollar for every time I thought of you
I’d have $1, because I never stop thinking about you
Hey, my name is Microsoft.
Can I crash at your place tonight?
Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
I stare at YOU, when you are not looking…
Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
I got a stimulus package that guaranteed to improve your economy.
What if I told you I have **whispers** “60 rolls of ultra-soft toilet paper”
Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
God gave you everything..
except my phone number
Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
Wanna get closer than 6 feet?
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
Me without You is like
Shoes without laces..
Nerd without braces..
love is a chemical reaction and you’re my catalyst
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Me: Hey, PUT IT DOWN!!
Crush: What? I don’t have anything.
Me: PUT DOWN YOUR CHARM…
Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me!
Your face. I like that shit.
Hey baby, let me show you where vegans come from!
hey, you should tie your shoelaces…
I don’t want you falling for anyone else
Hey girls are you a Hong King protester?
because the thoughts of you being taken makes me nervous
Give up chicken breast and you’ll taste mine instead.
Today I don’t feel like doing anything.
I would do you.
*spills water on lady*
I see you’re quite wet, I tend to have that effect on woment
Our love is like COVID-19. No one saw it coming and we move fast.
Are you looking for a naughty boy? Because I only washed my hands for 19 seconds
Give us your best chemistry/ Science pick up lines!
You should call me anesthetic..
cos i’ll never let anything hurt you
Are you Chrome? Cause you have everything I was searching for.
he: I’m sure you have the most powerful super power
She: which one?
he: your smile melts anyone in sec
I hope you know CPR… Cause you take my breath away…
Call the police!! It’s illegal to be this beautiful.
If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?
69 miles away, huh? Well that’s ironic…
Are you COVID-19 because if I had you near me I wouldn’t leave the house for two weeks straight