What if I told you I have **whispers** “60 rolls of ultra-soft toilet paper”
Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
69 miles away, huh? Well that’s ironic…
if a fat guy in a red dress and a white beard tries to kidnap you, don’t you worry..
Because i’ve asked you as a gift from santa
I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
Your face. I like that shit.
Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Our love is like COVID-19. No one saw it coming and we move fast.
Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?
Wanna get closer than 6 feet?
i’d say god bless you, but it looks like… he already did
if baby shark can do do
then why can’t we?
“I really can’t stay” / “Baby it’s COVID-19 outside”
Are you subtitles?
Cause I just can’t get my EYES OFF YOU…
my love for you is like the stars during the day…
you might not see it easily, but it exists infinitely
I hope you know CPR… Cause you take my breath away…
Call the police!! It’s illegal to be this beautiful.
Her: you hate to do the pick up line now xD
Him: Ah fuck you… Let me think of one that will blow you away
Him: Jk, it’s me, I’ll blow you away.
Her: Couldn’t have imagined a better pick up line than this.
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We’re a match on Tinder, So I think we should screw
Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
Give up chicken breast and you’ll taste mine instead.
Are you parents oysters? Cause you are pearl
Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me!
Hey, we’re a match! Does this mean we’re dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.
Today I don’t feel like doing anything.
I would do you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.
Me without You is like
Shoes without laces..
Nerd without braces..
Sorry! But you owe me a drink. Cause mine fell looking at you.
my hear does a little “!” when I see you
if I had a dollar for every time I thought of you
I’d have $1, because I never stop thinking about you
You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again
Do you believe in love at first swipe?
How many times have you pictured me naked since we matched?
Hey baby, let me show you where vegans come from!
If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?
Give us your best chemistry/ Science pick up lines!
How do you pronounce your last name??
doesn’t matter… i’m gonna change it anyways..
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
I am new in town. Can I have the directions to your house please?
I don’t need Apple Maps to get completely lost in your eyes.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Are you looking for a naughty boy? Because I only washed my hands for 19 seconds
Are you COVID-19 because if I had you near me I wouldn’t leave the house for two weeks straight
I stare at YOU, when you are not looking…
he: I’m sure you have the most powerful super power
She: which one?
he: your smile melts anyone in sec
Wanna get closer than 6 feet?
I’ve had a crush on you for 2 hours
He: hey girl, wanna play hide & seek?
He: actually i can’t
She: why not?
He: cause a girl like you is really hard to find
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber
Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
I found a new gym. It’s called My Bed and it’s free to join.
Me: Hey, PUT IT DOWN!!
Crush: What? I don’t have anything.
Me: PUT DOWN YOUR CHARM…
You should call me anesthetic..
cos i’ll never let anything hurt you
I got a stimulus package that guaranteed to improve your economy.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
*spills water on lady*
I see you’re quite wet, I tend to have that effect on woment
I know you’re busy today
but can you add me to your to-do list
love is a chemical reaction and you’re my catalyst
God gave you everything..
except my phone number
If I was your coworker, I’d sexually harass you.
Are you Chrome? Cause you have everything I was searching for.
Not a photographer… Bur I can picture us TOGETHER!
Hey girls are you a Hong King protester?
because the thoughts of you being taken makes me nervous
hey, you should tie your shoelaces…
I don’t want you falling for anyone else
Hey, my name is Microsoft.
Can I crash at your place tonight?
are you my ambitions?
cos i’ll never quit on you