Pickup generator

For the picky ones...
Oh you...
P.S. Don't forget to <3 the ones you like

Pasileidžiam kasas

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Compliments

i’d say god bless you, but it looks like… he already did

Provocative

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Compliments

if a fat guy in a red dress and a white beard tries to kidnap you, don’t you worry..

Because i’ve asked you as a gift from santa

ProvocativeVegan
Can I plow that field and plant some seeds?
Provocative

How many times have you pictured me naked since we matched?

Provocative

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We’re a match on Tinder, So I think we should screw

Aww...so f.. sweet

my love for you is like the stars during the day…

 

you might not see it easily, but it exists infinitely

Aww...so f.. sweet

are you my ambitions?

cos i’ll never quit on you

Provocative

I know you’re busy today

but can you add me to your to-do list

Invites

I found a new gym. It’s called My Bed and it’s free to join.

Compliments

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

covid-19

“I really can’t stay” / “Baby it’s COVID-19 outside”

Compliments

Are you subtitles?

Cause I just can’t get my EYES OFF YOU…

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.

covid-19

Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?

Are you parents oysters? Cause you are pearl

Aww...so f.. sweet

Not a photographer… Bur I can picture us TOGETHER!

Invites

my hear does a little “!” when I see you

Funny

Hey, we’re a match! Does this mean we’re dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.

Provocative

if baby shark can do do

then why can’t we?

covid-19

Wanna get closer than 6 feet?

Fire back

Her: you hate to do the pick up line now xD

Him: Ah fuck you… Let me think of one that will blow you away

Him: Jk, it’s me, I’ll blow you away.

Her: Couldn’t have imagined a better pick up line than this.

Invites

Sorry! But you owe me a drink. Cause mine fell looking at you.

Aww...so f.. sweet

How do you pronounce your last name??

doesn’t matter… i’m gonna change it anyways..

Aww...so f.. sweet

I don’t need Apple Maps to get completely lost in your eyes.

Provocative

If I was your coworker, I’d sexually harass you.

Compliments

I’ve had a crush on you for 2 hours

Vegan
I want to dip u in green paint and spank u like a disobedient avocado!

I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single.

Vegan
Girl, I know you’re vegan, but my meat ain’t got no substitute.
Compliments

You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again

Invites

He: hey girl, wanna play hide & seek?

She: sure

He: actually i can’t

She: why not?

He: cause a girl like you is really hard to find

Vegan

If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber

Provocative

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Invites

I am new in town. Can I have the directions to your house please?

Invites

Do you believe in love at first swipe?

Aww...so f.. sweet

if I had a dollar for every time I thought of you

I’d have $1, because I never stop thinking about you

Invites

Hey, my name is Microsoft.

Can I crash at your place tonight?

Provocative

Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

Fire back

I stare at YOU, when you are not looking…

Funny

Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

covid-19

I got a stimulus package that guaranteed to improve your economy.

covid-19

What if I told you I have **whispers** “60 rolls of ultra-soft toilet paper”

Fire back

Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?

Invites

God gave you everything..

except my phone number

Provocative

Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.

covid-19

Wanna get closer than 6 feet?

Aww...so f.. sweet

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

Aww...so f.. sweet

Me without You is like

Shoes without laces..

Nerd without braces..

ASENTENCEWITHOUT SPACES…

 

Compliments

love is a chemical reaction and you’re my catalyst

Invites

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

Fire back

Me: Hey, PUT IT DOWN!!

Crush: What? I don’t have anything.

Me: PUT DOWN YOUR CHARM…

Vegan

Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me!

Compliments

Your face. I like that shit.

Vegan

Hey baby, let me show you where vegans come from!

Invites

hey, you should tie your shoelaces…

I don’t want you falling for anyone else

Compliments

Hey girls are you a Hong King protester?

because the thoughts of you being taken makes me nervous

 

Vegan

Give up chicken breast and you’ll taste mine instead.

Provocative

Today I don’t feel like doing anything.

Except you.

I would do you.

Provocative

*spills water on lady*

I see you’re quite wet, I tend to have that effect on woment

Invites

Our love is like COVID-19. No one saw it coming and we move fast.

covid-19

Are you looking for a naughty boy? Because I only washed my hands for 19 seconds

Fire back

Suggestion Box

Give us your best chemistry/ Science pick up lines!

Answer:

Chloroform

Aww...so f.. sweet

You should call me anesthetic..

cos i’ll never let anything hurt you

Aww...so f.. sweet

Are you Chrome? Cause you have everything I was searching for.

Compliments

he: I’m sure you have the most powerful super power

She: which one?

he: your smile melts anyone in sec

Compliments

I hope you know CPR… Cause you take my breath away…

Invites

Call the police!! It’s illegal to be this beautiful.

Provocative

If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?

Fire back

69 miles away, huh? Well that’s ironic…

covid-19

Are you COVID-19 because if I had you near me I wouldn’t leave the house for two weeks straight