Pickup generator

For the picky ones...
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If I was your coworker, I’d sexually harass you.

Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me!

Call the police!! It’s illegal to be this beautiful.

if a fat guy in a red dress and a white beard tries to kidnap you, don’t you worry..

Because i’ve asked you as a gift from santa

Not a photographer… Bur I can picture us TOGETHER!

I want to dip u in green paint and spank u like a disobedient avocado!

Today I don’t feel like doing anything.

Except you.

I would do you.

I’ve had a crush on you for 2 hours

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.

Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?

Hey baby, let me show you where vegans come from!

If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?

*spills water on lady*

I see you’re quite wet, I tend to have that effect on woment

Your face. I like that shit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We’re a match on Tinder, So I think we should screw

if I had a dollar for every time I thought of you

I’d have $1, because I never stop thinking about you

if baby shark can do do

then why can’t we?

Me: Hey, PUT IT DOWN!!

Crush: What? I don’t have anything.


love is a chemical reaction and you’re my catalyst

Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

Fire backFire backFire backFire backFire backFire back

69 miles away, huh? Well that’s ironic…

Hey girls are you a Hong King protester?

because the thoughts of you being taken makes me nervous



Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!


I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again

Are you subtitles?

Cause I just can’t get my EYES OFF YOU…

i’d say god bless you, but it looks like… he already did


Hey, we’re a match! Does this mean we’re dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.

my hear does a little “!” when I see you

Do you believe in love at first swipe?

Sorry! But you owe me a drink. Cause mine fell looking at you.

I got a stimulus package that guaranteed to improve your economy.

Give up chicken breast and you’ll taste mine instead.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Her: you hate to do the pick up line now xD

Him: Ah fuck you… Let me think of one that will blow you away

Him: Jk, it’s me, I’ll blow you away.

Her: Couldn’t have imagined a better pick up line than this.

“I really can’t stay” / “Baby it’s COVID-19 outside”

Can I plow that field and plant some seeds?

are you my ambitions?

cos i’ll never quit on you

I don’t need Apple Maps to get completely lost in your eyes.

my love for you is like the stars during the day…


you might not see it easily, but it exists infinitely

I am new in town. Can I have the directions to your house please?

hey, you should tie your shoelaces…

I don’t want you falling for anyone else


If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber

Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

Wanna get closer than 6 feet?

He: hey girl, wanna play hide & seek?

She: sure

He: actually i can’t

She: why not?

He: cause a girl like you is really hard to find

Are you COVID-19 because if I had you near me I wouldn’t leave the house for two weeks straight

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

I stare at YOU, when you are not looking…

Our love is like COVID-19. No one saw it coming and we move fast.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?


Are you looking for a naughty boy? Because I only washed my hands for 19 seconds

God gave you everything..

except my phone number

I found a new gym. It’s called My Bed and it’s free to join.

Hey, my name is Microsoft.

Can I crash at your place tonight?

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Are you Chrome? Cause you have everything I was searching for.

I know you’re busy today

but can you add me to your to-do list

Me without You is like

Shoes without laces..

Nerd without braces..



What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Girl, I know you’re vegan, but my meat ain’t got no substitute.

Are you parents oysters? Cause you are pearl

You should call me anesthetic..

cos i’ll never let anything hurt you


I hope you know CPR… Cause you take my breath away…

What if I told you I have **whispers** “60 rolls of ultra-soft toilet paper”

Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.

How do you pronounce your last name??

doesn’t matter… i’m gonna change it anyways..

Suggestion Box

Give us your best chemistry/ Science pick up lines!



Wanna get closer than 6 feet?

Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?

I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single.

How many times have you pictured me naked since we matched?

he: I’m sure you have the most powerful super power

She: which one?

he: your smile melts anyone in sec